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Heading to college orientation

Heading to college orientation


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grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker


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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish


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sub-maureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH US FOR OUR BLOG”

SHIT

YOU

NOT.

(Source: thequeenmaureen)


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awwww-cute:

They just wanted to say, “Hi

awwww-cute:

They just wanted to say, “Hi


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balconyscene:

olober-psycho:

whitexknuckles:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

Sickest concert gif I have ever seen

this is what i long for

what is that thing in the middle left.. is that a blow up doll

yes. yes it is

balconyscene:

olober-psycho:

whitexknuckles:

theperksofbeinga-jackass:

Sickest concert gif I have ever seen

this is what i long for

what is that thing in the middle left.. is that a blow up doll

yes. yes it is

(Source: i-am-bleeding-out)


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terminal-dogma:

One time I gave my cousin 20 bucks for a birthday present but I printed out this cover and put it over a shitty gamestop ds game box and put the money inside
He wasSo confused

terminal-dogma:

One time I gave my cousin 20 bucks for a birthday present but I printed out this cover and put it over a shitty gamestop ds game box and put the money inside

He was
So confused

(Source: itsmyurls.com)


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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day


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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this


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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)


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cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick


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restlesscreation:

scarecrow-tinman:

theconquerorwurmple:

I’m really a cat person

The last one omg

HA!

(Source: pleatedjeans)


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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression